a picture’s worth a 1000 words
a word’s worth a 1000 portraits
circular reasoning makes sense
i’ll take a rest
when jesus gets a night off
makin moves like kasperoff
you’re drunk at 2 am copping burgers like hasslehoff.
i still got my manute bol 93 upper deck
next to my tree rollins
in its original plastic
worth about the same as my comic book collection
action comics #1 still in mint condition.
kittens inspired by pussy more ferocious than felines nesting in jungles hunting in daytime.
whatchu gonna do with all that junk in your trunk?
i was gonna recycle it but i’ll use the sidewalk as a dump. payday take a fly babe to a matinee
and remember mom’s advice when she say make sure the hooker pay.
anyway
another life in the day of k double vé
beat chuck brown for top underdog on the humor page. watch dredrick tatum beat luscious sweet
from the presidential suite balcony
a big step up from the cheap seats.
it’s like a rain forest sometimes that makes me wonder
how to get a good slumber during heatwaves and thunder.
new buddy cop flick yaphet koto and danny glover,
called black on black even darker in technicolor,
you don’t live in the city the city lives inside you
and has the same effect as nicotine and caffine do…does
the new way to catch a buzz
get your weight up fried chicken with extra syrup.

who you feast with? my brethren.
who you creep with? the gremlins.
who you sleep with? the negligent.
that’s some deep shit. say that again.
worlds at war with confederates
but the reason’s irrelevant
in it just for the hell of it escaping the deficit.
doc cut my dosage of ritalin
now i can’t get my medicine
tell em fuck the excedrin so its back to the ambien.
now i’m running for president
but who set the precedent?
i just wanna represent
for lowlifes and residents.

kidnapping pitbulls to show valley my school pride
sagat will show you a tiger beat like go bayside. homecoming at the pep rally getting rowdy
beat zack morris for a date with kelly kapowski.
what’s he got that i don’t
besides an extra large cell phone
and an interracial love jones for lisa turtle?
jesse spano’s cute but ac slater can have her
i want that head cheerleader i heard she’s into rappers. fun times at the max milk shakes and magic tricks
i’ll meet you there after i hit up mickey d’s for breakfast.


who you feast with? my brethren.
who you creep with? the gremlins.
who you sleep with? the negligent.
that’s some deep shit. say that again.
worlds at war with confederates
but the reason’s irrelevant
in it just for the hell of it escaping the deficit.
doc cut my dosage of ritalin
now i can’t get my medicine
tell em fuck the excedrin so its back to the ambien.
now i’m running for president
but who set the precedent?
i just wanna represent
for lowlifes and residents.