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Searching For Kid Calamity

from Why Am I Grinding My Teeth? by the anonymous.

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Beat by The Chameleon. “employees of the year” (track intro) and “remain anonymous” (track outro) done by goldzilla for zilla snacks projects.

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with so much drama in the midst of the mitten
where the children go missing
and the winters are infinite.
on an extended vacay writing new songs for slaves
cause wade in the water's so 1998,
produced by puffy with heavy diana ross sampled loops with mary j on the hook high hats overproduced,
in other words passé,
in other words overplayed,
i can't complain i got three copies yesterday.
i bootlegged it three months before the release date,
who pays for music that’s obsolete anyway?
what a difference a year makes its crazy, even swayze went and got ghost like swazye.
(whoa man too soon) i know man i'm just saying
a current event gave rap similes a new meaning.
feels good to be back in the swing of things back in black give em hell chuck brown we all know you're a good man. if you’re dead you’re bumping this out the devil’s amps sitting next to the furnace thinking “hot damn
this is a good record, i haven't heard shit like this in a while
if i wasn’t burning in hellfire i might crack a smile.”
no one stopped the riot that broke out this morning.
the cops are on strike until the donut shop opens.
from slave ships to yachts kunta would be so proud
like ”i'm on a boat bitch somebody call amistad.”
we’re gonna summer on the french riviera,
white party with donald trump fuck the hamptons in the winter.
plant microchips in my skin blame it on the government, its the cool thing to do everybody hates establishment. i'm just tryin to get in where i fit in
go to mars bring back aliens
and say “obama let me do it.”
cop bombs off the senator,
sell dust to the mayor,
in a van bumping slayer,
write__________ a love letter.
like ooh baby I need you, you’re so sexy
then lace it with anthrax in the margins,
oops i beg your pardon,
i didn’t mean to go off on on a tangent
but no one’s here to cosign these rhymes
they got there own mind.
i’ll give selena kyle a run for her nine lives
puss like that only comes once in a lifetime
maybe two or three times maybe a dime a dozen
i’ll gamble on those odds cause i like a good bargain.
my sex is the best thirty seconds of your life you won't regret
after pancake breakfast you can run and tell your friends you just sexed a b-boy in tantric kama sutra,
an awkward encounter you can bank on in the future. you see a hindu and a black in a black lamborghini that’s anil driving i'm shotty fucking with the cd,
fucking with the heating,
that’s luxury seating,
down 13 mile and orchard lake steadily creeping.
like ahmedinejad in the synagogue
trying to get it on on krypton with nothing but slippers on.
think fast, live fast, or die trying
teaching deftones to the tone deaf with diamonds in my iris.
still searching for kid clamaity not sure where he could be, if you see him tell him he's still got a spot on the team, we'll set it off with a smooth criminal gangster lean, rolling on tens but you know i keep em mad clean
yeah your man fiends,
and everybody’s staring i got 12 16s hooked up in john voight’s lebaron.
does that make me a basshead cause i'm turnin up the dolby
in the middle of the burbs at seven thirty in the morning? this is our gift to you a few years past due
and if you’ve never heard of us then i guess its all new.
so put em up like you life was on the line
like you were in dark alley and they ran up on you with a nine,
or the cops kick down your door and you’re holding the murder weapon
and your like officer she's not dead she's just resting.

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from Why Am I Grinding My Teeth?, track released March 30, 2012

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