pay your tithes we’ll welcome you with open arms
we’ll wash away your sins and lay on holy palms. employee of the month won’t guarantee a pension
you don’t believe me live the life of a salesman.
why’s he gotta die he’s trying to live comfy?
20/20 pessimist opposite of billy mumphry,
my only downfall i was way too hungry,
why not be greedy in lew of starving?
if only willy lowman survived the economy
he coulda left a fat nest egg for his family.
living proof hard work doesn’t pay off
i’ve never took a day off
but i’m always getting laid off.
god you’re fired not for lack of productivity
things are tight for the company right now fiscally.
don’t take it personal we’d love to keep you on the payroll financially right now for us it’s impossible.
i take long showers and think for long hours
staring at this microwave will give me god’s powers.
it worked for bruce banner and reed richards
after a dose of gamma rays my skin is a green silver.
the difference between wishes and prayers
i wish my brother james was here
zombies prey on the scared and the weak
kinda like saturday to saturday
fit a nine to five and work until you pass away.

if you’re hungry come here we will feed you
if you’re lost come here and we will guide you
if you need a home come to us we will house you
all it will cost you is a life savings donation to the congregation

ever since i was young i wanted to be a ninja
mom still wants me to go to med school go figure.
i didn’t do either
i stole kanye’s steez and dropped out before commencement
and put my failures on record.
the art of living reckless no caution,
what’s the fun in life if you’re not living lawless?
treat life like mario 3 world two being chased by the sun never stop running til the level is done.
when i die don’t let the government get my body
just save what you can and give what’s left to my mommy
she’ll know what to do no lavish funeral
she’ll bury me in Ghana,
in a tomb next to my poppa,
where it’s hotter than a sauna,
in fields of marijuana
warriors with kitanas,
parades thrown in my honor.
que sera whatever may be is reality
but if you don’t become a champ then you’re out of this family.

if you’re hungry come here and we will feed you
if you’re lost come to us and we will guide you
if you need a home come to us we will house you
all it will cost you is a life savings donation to the congregation